Monday, January 28, 2008

Tortilla FAT



I'll tell you one thing: there's no such thing as a bad Nachos Bell Grande. I mean, you've got it all in there: Beef, Cheese, Chips, Onions, Bell Pepper, Sour Cream. It's the real deal. Remember when Tom Joad was coming across the plains, or whatever, and he kept cutting off a little piece of the roast and kept it in his mouth until it "was white and perfectly tasteless"? Well, you can be sure that he would have liked to throw back a couple Nachos Bell Grande and wash it down with a Mountain Dew. Do the Dew!

Whereever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, it'll probably be over Nachos Bell Grande. Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, it's probably cause he stole Nachos Bell Grande. I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad an'—I'll be in the way kids laugh when they're hungry and they know it's time for nachos.

1 comment:

Luisa Perkins said...

Way to 'think outside of the bun,' Jack.